06-07-2008, 07:02 PM
Randy Blythe wishes he could sniff my panties
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At work my fav is "There is no i in team.... but there is a u in cunt......"
06-07-2008, 07:05 PM
Wearing a flavor saver since '95
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thats a new yet classic move to get action,lmao
06-07-2008, 07:06 PM
a True Sex Panther
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I've been RickRolled... Dammit!
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It's got bits of Real Panther in it so you know it's good. "And they've done studies...60% of the time, it works every time ."
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Anchorman is probably my favorite movie EVER which means I love you.
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DAS is Back! and I love it!
06-07-2008, 07:08 PM
HIGH SCORE mothafucka!!
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the Best of Craigs List is always comedy gold. Here's another triumphant winner:
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06-07-2008, 07:14 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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im basically what dreams are made of
06-07-2008, 07:23 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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good times...
06-08-2008, 03:30 AM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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So... which one of you posted this one? High standards, plus the second picture is sexy.
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You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call them business socks.
06-09-2008, 09:55 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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No STD's or HIV and your alright... So he'd be cool with anal prolapse then?
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Go back to waxing your mini, then start on your car.
06-13-2008, 11:05 PM
Moses is a nice guy.
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To the Woman who maced me - m4w
Date: 2007-11-10, 8:43PM CST
I saw you jogging around the lake and followed you to Dunn brothers. I was trying to work up my courage to get out of my van and go into Dunn brothers but you were only inside for 30 minutes. As you left the coffee shop I followed you slowly as you walked up the block. I think you got nervous when I hit the garbage cans that some jerk left on the boulevard! I guess I did hop the curb, but still, they were pretty close to the street. Anyways, I watched you start to run and I wanted to explain what happened, you started screaming for help as I tackled you, whats with the screaming anyways? And why do women always scream when I try to talk at them? Anyways, thats when I got a face full of mace...that was three days ago, and I was just released from the jail. I was hoping you could meet me and possibly drop the charges.
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Damn, it has been a while!!
"You last visited: 01-19-2009 at 07:33 AM"
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go fuckyourself
06-13-2008, 11:38 PM
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless
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Not cool BC...I didn't want all of DSF to know that I'm really that awesome at meeting chicks.
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with getting highly aroused by bacon goodness.
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