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knowing me, i'd talk about the glorious art of masturbation and the best lubes to use. Sometimes a bit of vaseline and spittle is awesome, mix in a little Buckley rub to kill the 'greasy balls meets urine vinegar and skeet smell' Though using Buckley rub burns a bit, it doesn't burn as much as icy hot, i literally came very close to weeping; like a six year old being sodomized by a grizzly bear type weeping. i wouldn't put icy hot on my balls again (not that it was intentional), wow, that is so not cool. It burns, a lot, and putting your pillow to your face to drown out the scream, would make for an awkward situation should some one break down the door, and find one hand lubed up with vaseline icy hot and spittle and throat gagging porn on the computer showing an unknown damsel spitting up splurge, puke and skeet from a massive weenier down her throat.
Followed by buckets of tickling hand jobs where women continually wank tied up blokes long after they've spilled milk, and the guy cries out due to the extra sensory sensations which is terribly overwhelming and the girl noticing his sensitivity kneads the head of his dick with her greasy palm and the guy nearly passes out.
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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:
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wait - I'm noticing a trend here. You said the same exact same thing about Amy Winehouse too?!?!
fucking hell, I've been going about this all wrong.
*smashes container of organic deodorant on a book about 'how to write coherently'*
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8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."