What's the grossest/nastiest thing that's happened to you in a sexual encount

[maxbailey]

While not exactly the grossest thing in the world, it's the grossest thing that's happened to me.

I had met a girl and traded numbers, the usual stuff. Her dad owned a car sales showroom and she worked as a something or other in it. She asked me to come over and see her at work one evening, so I obliged.

The showroom lights were off and the outside lights were on so you could see very little from the outside looking in but we could see out to a relatively busy street. Next thing I know, were getting all touchy and stuff and she said she has to go to the ladies room, she comes back a couple minutes later and I soon realise she has taken her panties off. She unbuttons my jeans, hops up onto the hood of a car, leans back and tells me to fuck her.

Who am I to argue?

After a few minutes of this, she wants doggy style so she jumps down, turns around and leans forward over the car so I go back to work again, jeans at my ankles, t-shirt still on and it doesn't take long for me to come, especially with the idea that the people outside may be able to see us.

I waddle to the bathroom like a happy penguin to clean up and when I come out she has already sorted herself out. She tells me she still has work to do, so I take the hint and leave with the usual 'I'll call you' stuff. I'm on the bus (couldn't afford a car back then ) on the way home and i'm thinking 'this bus smells like shit', I move seats but no, it still smells like shit. People are looking at me funny. I look down at my t-shirt and it has a sweaty shit-stain right at the bottom of it and it fucking stinks.

She hadn't just gone to the bathroom to take her panties off, she'd had a shit too and hadn't wiped her ass properly and my t-shirt had acted as a wee sponge when i'd had her bent over the car.

Needless to say I 'lost' her number after that.

[drunken stepson]

Hahahaha! That's rich.

[Boon]

I laughed heartily at maxbailey's expense. Then today, I picked up my dad's jack russel terrier and held him in my lap. When he jumped down, there was a brief shit smell, so I thought he farted. Only thirty minutes later, did I notice a doggie shit streak on my jeans.

Karma's a bitch.

[Pobs]

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I laughed at this.

I now fully expected my boy to piss on me later when changing him!

[Tablefor5]

HAHAHAH...that's funny shit right there

[MrGoutHimself]

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The shaft, as hard as I was then, if I'd been sliced across the head, I would have bled out. I do kind of regret it, because she had given every indication that she was wild, and we were both a little coked out.

Yeah, sweat doesn't bother me too much, I sweat like crazy even if I'm not doing strenuous activity, so....


There was a girl once that I was about to go down on and she had cigarette burns along the inside of her thigh leading up to her labia, and the one closest to her lips was like infected or pus-covered or something, so I was out of there. The fact that I had fucked her the night before in the dark made me cringe and gave me the shrinky-winky for a while.
-SRD

[Tablefor5]

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haha...they should make a cock light like those hat lights they have now!!! That way you see pus infected pussy