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View Poll Results: What's your favorite way of eating pussy?
I don't use anything but my tongue and i just go at it. 157 77.34%
I stick a piece of cinnamon gum in my mouth and make the bitch moan. 6 2.96%
I'm filthy, I just pack that shit with anything and eat it. 15 7.39%
Other. 34 16.75%
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:32 PM
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For the few guys in her that have actually eaten some pussy...how do you like it?
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Old 03-06-2008, 03:15 PM
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I tend to take it slow, licking and lightly sucking on the lips,and after a few minutes, go for the clit...drives em wild!!!
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Old 03-06-2008, 03:37 PM
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on top of a good steady clit rythm you have to put 2 fingers in there and do the running man on their GSpot

after she comes the 1st time she's super sensitive so back off a little then lightly breathe on the clit and then slowly start sucking/licking it...even if she protests...she'll have another orgasm in no time!

works EVERY FUCKING TIME. Thats when i get to pounding poon...leads to the best sex ever!
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LMAO!!!! I do that, but never heard it called that....ROTF!!!
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:30 PM
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The love button, the joy buzzer, the pebble in the moss, the little man in the canoe – whatever you call the clitoris, you know it’s there somewhere, according to legend, but the dang thing is hard to find. It is absolute key to the art of carpet munching. You do know how to find a vagina, don’t you?

Now the art of Cunnilingus is the holy grail of satisfying most women. Whether you're a born muffdiver, like your bearded clam raw, or have wondered what the pink taco tastes like, here are a few helpful techniques.

* Lick her like an ice cream cone—big soft licks from stem to stern with a wide flat tongue stimulate all the nerves in her genital area. Go deliciously slow to make her feel like a yummy dessert being savored, or speed it up a bit and focus more on the clitoral area to push her towards orgasm.

* Dive in. Build up the intensity level gradually. Once you're into it, use your whole face during cunnilingus. Bury yourself in her pussy, get your tongue in as far as possible, use your nose for more pressure. Not only does this feel good physically, it lets her know you are really into her taste and smell.

* Insert two fingers in her vagina while licking her clit. Curl those fingers up towards your tongue, capturing her clit and G-spot between your mouth and fingers. As your tongue licks up pull down with your fingers; get a rhythm going. Another cunnilingus tip is to add a G spot vibrator for more intense vaginal stimulation.

* Suck her into your mouth. Gentle suction is a nice variation on the licks and downward pressure of most cunnilingus. While you've got a nice piece of her sucked in your mouth, lick it while maintaining the suction.

Homework!

Now take your newfound knowledge home and apply it in the bedroom. The good old in-and-out isn’t really gonna do that much for her. You gotta work that thing – move it around in there and stir things up. Move it side to side, up and down, every which way. I don’t mean you should be poking directly at her vaginal walls – just try applying a little more pressure laterally with your strokes, and try to bump into the G-spot when you can.

Oh damn, I mentioned G-spot... We will cover that in the next lesson.

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Old 03-06-2008, 05:01 PM
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Try eating her with your head perpendicular to her legs so your tounge goes across the lips not in between... It works wonders!
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teehee, Goonarms...
I love The Mighty Boosh... Nice line!
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What. No "Hit it with a hammer until she makes me a sandwich"?
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