02-10-2017, 09:39 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Happy Birthday!!
You can have seconds, as long as you wait 20-25 minutes between "servings"!
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ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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02-10-2017, 03:27 PM
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I would offer to kiss it, but I have been told that I have a very dirty mouth so I better not.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
02-10-2017, 06:10 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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Madam, O Madam
You have a day
If you were a man
well, then I'd go gay
Madam, O Madam
You have a cunt
that might sound offensive
except to my gunt
Madam, O Madam
Show me your tits
I have a paper towel
It sops up the spits
Happy Birthday, my love.
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02-10-2017, 06:56 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Can't live up to Mega's poem but I wish you happy birthday as I sit here thinking of you in your birthday suit.
02-10-2017, 08:56 PM
All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
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02-11-2017, 06:51 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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Happy Birthday!
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02-12-2017, 05:31 PM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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Happy Birthday MadamMeow I hope you get a puuuurrrrrrfect day
02-13-2017, 10:38 AM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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Happy Birthday MM. Hope it was a good one, like with strippers and stuff.
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Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
02-13-2017, 10:52 PM
Thanks again everyone.
My long weekend was looooooong overdue.
The strippers were off the hook. It was all VIP lounge in my crib, and I was making it rain like it wasn't snowing.
I'm a fuck face liar.
I miss it already.
But between those yummy looking cakes with parts to chose from,
that epic poem
, and that cake stealing cat
and even the nice surprise pop ins (Khorne!
), ... I forget where I was going with this, starting the sentence with a preposition and all, I needed a tie in here, but I really do appreciate all the well wishes, thanks for making this old cat smile.
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