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Old 07-25-2011, 10:14 AM
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Monday, I'm still feeling sick from the weekend. But if all goes to plan, today my ex's lawyer will be petitioning the court to announce us finally divorced.
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:29 AM
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Freeeeeeeeeeeeedommmmmmmmm!

Congrats bud.

My fucking weekends keep getting wilder and wilder.

I hope this shit keeps up
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:45 AM
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Do tell. Details my man, details.
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:07 AM
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Just women, man. I've been hooking up at a near Satan666 pace. I was sequestered by a group of chicks on Saturday. I was at a bar/club with my hot chick friend and some other friends of hers showed up and made me go to after hours clubs and some other shit. Then we end up at some girls apartment and they start doing coke and smoking weed. I'm not a drug guy, so I just stuck to the weed. My friend disappears at some point and I was getting molested by two of her friends. They weren't hot, but hey, a threesome is a threesome!

Then yesterday, I went to brunch (fucking lost my man card on that one) with another hot chick friend for her birthday. I started drinking at 11ish and went until 8pm. Went to other bars, etc. Different friends start showing up, one that I remember was a cougar and the other one was a younger latina that was a school teacher (I think). I get a text from one of the girls from Saturday and she wanted to invite me over, I got a insta-boner because I heard in the back ground another chick. Birthday girl gets hammered and when I was trying to leave the bar, I saw that a group of guys were getting close and starting pawing at her. So I had to be captain save a hoe. The latina was still around but had to leave soon to go to a birthday party or something and I wanted to roll for obvious reasons. But you can't leave a (wo)man behind. I threw birthday girl's amazon (a 5' 10" latina, wtf) ass over my shoulder with the other girl in tow. I shove her in the front seat of my truck and go into the second row of seating to look for something and when I turn around the 'friend' is pretty much pouncing on me. We ended up messing around in the back seat for a little while, while the birthday girl is passed out in the front. Finally, the teacher has to go and my drunk ass is ready to go drop off the birthday girl, but she WON'T TELL ME WHERE SHE FUCKING LIVES. : I haven't been to her house in decades so I'm pretty much fucked. Drove her happy ass back to my house, threw her on the bed and I proceeded to pass out in anger. I woke up a few hours later and shes pretty comatose, but she managed to get completely naked. I don't touch drunk/passed out/whatever chicks because I'm paranoid about the whole rape thing. But I did get to see/feel (cause she kept trying to spoon) some awesome T&A.

I also went out on friday, but it was far less eventful although I did meet someone.

TL;DR

Vagina, Threesome, surprise naked chick!
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:23 AM
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:34 AM
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Lol, kinda. Instead of being angry I just try to sleep. I don't recommend it unless there is alcohol is involved.
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Old 07-25-2011, 01:02 PM
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There was this this hot chick at the store and I pretended to be trying to decide which flour to buy, but really I was checking her out. HARD! I almost saw some tit!




Yea, that doesn't sound nearly as cool as Trips' weekend.
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Old 07-25-2011, 01:32 PM
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Victorino's rule of threesomes - beauty ratings are multiplicative. Two threes is a nine, not a six.

Of course, if you're doing a couple of ones, you might want to rethink that rule.
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