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jo_dile · #**9891** 07-23-2011, 08:04 PM

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SHADUUUP!

TheSNakE · #**9892** 07-23-2011, 08:05 PM

Straight in the shower for me^^^^

jo_dile · #**9893** 07-23-2011, 08:05 PM

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Is that a comment or a demand?

Expletive · #**9894** 07-23-2011, 08:06 PM

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I'm thinking going through the motions of such an akward moment adds character to a man. It's a merit badge to his honor to say; "Awesome!" It can only add to his fame since she'll tell all of her friends about it.

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A man most be as dirty as a gringo but as innocent as a thespian.

jo_dile · #**9895** 07-23-2011, 08:08 PM

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I had a friend who accidentally shitted on the guy who she was having anal with. She said at first of course she was mortified and the guy looked horrified, but he actually got into it a lot more once he composed himself. He ended up fucking loving it. LOL. Kinky stuff I guess.

TheSNakE · #**9896** 07-23-2011, 08:14 PM

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if you do it enough, you get crap on you all the time. It's gross but doesn't really bother me until I am finished. Then I run to the shower lol

mr.brownfella · #**9897** 07-23-2011, 08:17 PM

I once did this girl, she wanted to bury the bone in the backyard. We did it got messy. She asked what to do. I replied take a shower! We ended up doing in the shower for an hour, and yes it was in the backdoor. She could not sit right for a week. Three weeks later we did it again, and again for the six months we where together. So, you never know...

Expletive · #**9898** 07-23-2011, 08:24 PM

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I can't imagine the smell myself, I think about how it could smell, but I can't imagine it, at least not clearly. But I'm hoping, that if anal is the thing, then one should look forward to seeing a bit, or a lot of shit. One should be disappointed if there is no shit. I'd never say plow until one's sees shit, because that could be painful. But dudes who love anal should think about shit like how they think about kisses (sure there's gonna be slimy spider webs of spit when you kiss)--- just love it, and think of it, and imagine how it is, when it comes out (shit, blood, farts, spit, whatever). If anything, one should just love a woman's form, and look forward to the stuff that comes out, and learn to look forward to seeing the stuff that comes out, whatever, or however they be. It's weird to me that guys freak out whenever women shit during anal, or bleed during sex, or get freaked out by odd smells and sounds that comes from a vagina. I've heard a story of how a girl's vagina smelled really awful, and she didn't know why, and her boyfriend couldn't have sex with her for a while. I'm thinking that men like that guy, doesn't know what can happen, or they're being superficial about the little things. When a former co-worker said that he freaked out when his girl bled during sex. I'm like 'dude, women have periods.' But he was like 'that felt so nasty, I just freaked out, and all over my bed to bey'. Meh. I've had more co-workers, men and women, who had the same experiences but them, nor their partners stopped for any reason. Now that's real; to let nothing get in your way.

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That's awesome, I hope to find some one like that.

Expletive · #**9899** 07-23-2011, 08:39 PM

DSF old porn forums, my goal, for this evening is to check every link and to see what's still good and what isn't There are 197...any who. No time like the present.

#**9900** 07-23-2011, 08:40 PM

ive wondered who this chick from the Heineken commercials was, and now i know. i also want to do terrible things to her vagina....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h-LAvQDCQ

her name is Mette Lindberg