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dolphinskull · #**9881** 07-23-2011, 07:25 PM

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Did she rush it?

Trips · #**9882** 07-23-2011, 07:34 PM

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Yeah. Meh. As long as wilfred remains good, I'll be just fine until archer comes back on.

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LMAO

It happened to a friend of mine. He tells me at the bar that this chick wanted to try it. Then he pulled out a plum. He freaked the fuck out, washed his dick and left. I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. I told him, wtf?! What did you think would happen? Its a shit hole. That the allure. Its wrong. It isn't proper. Just like any gamble, it could come up snake eyes. Or snake bomb. Craps. Anal.

Anyways, a couple of times I have pulled out some 'residue'. But, I mean, shit happens.

I'm classy enough to keep some wipes around to towel off like a gentleman discreetly so as to not freak the poor girl out. Its common courtesy.

Expletive · #**9883** 07-23-2011, 07:35 PM

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That's the thing sir, I watched Perras the other day, and they're these JB girls in this mexican school, and one of them is taking a shit, and the others are complaining and shit. But I'm thinking, 'that's probably one of the hottest scenes I've seen in a movie (a girl taking a shit).
The movie Perras was a bunch of shit, but it's not a part of my point. MY point is, shit and butts are supposed to smell like shit and butts. feel me? People in prison who get it up the ass hasn't the luxury of enemas or shitless rapes, they just go with it. So, we heteros should do the same, and learn to appreciate a butt for being what it is, an awesome place where waste comes out and funks up a place. If you see worms crawling in it, even better: You spontaneously just created life; you're awesome. A dame shits on you by accident; that's awesome to, her shitter did it's job and you should commend her on how bit it is, and how it smells.

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Probably not, but dudes usually rush these things because they're all about the push, but if the lady got to push them first, they'd be tender and careful enough on how much push is necessary and on the amount of lube it would take to make the process passable.

Expletive · #**9884** 07-23-2011, 07:39 PM

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I salute you great patron of the dark arts.

Trips · #**9885** 07-23-2011, 07:40 PM

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No, sir, I respectfully refute this idea. Men and women are different. I wasn't designed to be penetrated. Not anally, emotionally, nor by any other act. The furthest I've let a woman go was to lick back there. Wasn't my cup of tea in the least. But she got off on the 'dirty' and she kindly allowed me to part her mud flap, so I thought why not. But anal penetration? No. Sir. No.

jo_dile · #**9886** 07-23-2011, 07:52 PM

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No idea why this made me giggle so much.

Thanks for that.

Probably because it reminded me of the table leg. Anyone still around that remembers that epic conversation?

Expletive · #**9887** 07-23-2011, 07:55 PM

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As you say sir, it is not your cup of tea. But i have no idea what my cup of tea is or isn't. None at all. I haven't done anything sexually. at least not directly. So what do I know. If a dame says, 'i want to do things to your ass,' do I say 'fuck no, that's my ass, that's my bullocks!' Or do I think that if I let her do this, what won't she do? I have no idea. I"ll tell you for sure when I get there though.

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I'd love to hear about it. I don't know, I'm thinking equal opportunity. But like I said, I have no idea of what's in or out, and I think,it's better to let the woman decide. I'm guessing I'll get off no matter what she's into.

jo_dile · #**9888** 07-23-2011, 07:59 PM

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Fuck that shit (no pun intended). He should of donkey punched her and then told her what a nasty hoe she was. After he was done of course.

Trips · #**9889** 07-23-2011, 08:01 PM

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Now we know what Jo believes a real man would do.

Also: heheheheheheh

Trips · #**9890** 07-23-2011, 08:04 PM

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Fair enough. There is a world of experiences, I guess. But there's some doors that, once opened, can never be closed. Like a can of pringles.