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Trips · #**9781** 07-21-2011, 06:54 AM

Hehe there is a smug sense of satisfaction of kicking a chick out of your house after an adequate bang. I wonder what other manner of assholetry I've been missing out on. Might have to try that fish hooks thing

On the shit side: I am so fucked for work

TheSNakE · #**9782** 07-21-2011, 12:03 PM

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I never banged in my house. Always go to theirs or a hotel, so you can make the, I have to get up early excuse.

Trips · #**9783** 07-21-2011, 12:19 PM

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I met a stripper that is 10 years my junior at the gym. Apparently she lives 2 blocks away from my house and is the sister of a girl I used to go to high school with.

Apparently she needed a 'ride' home. Meh, I'd never just picked up a broad and brought her back to my house so I thought fuck it.

Already paying the price tho. Thus far I have received 12 texts since 6am this morning.

hehe I did look her dead in her eyes and said she needed to go.

And now I am too sleep deprived and sore to do anything useful at work. I think I'll take a 2 hour shitnap after lunch

TheSNakE · #**9784** 07-21-2011, 12:26 PM

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sounds like it was worth it to me

She upset you threw her out? Why all the txt messages?

Trips · #**9785** 07-21-2011, 12:36 PM

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Lol. It was dumb but I'd do it again.

The down side is now I gotta go to the gym at different time.

She wasn't upset that I threw her out, she was upset that I made her walk the rest of the 2 blocks.

The texts vary from "she'd never done that before"

to wanting to have lunch with me today.

I'm unavailable because I'm 'separated from my wife' (ROFL) and I've also used the term shitnap about 3 times.

I thought I'd feel weird about banging someone 10 years younger than me (she's 19) but eh, every time she said something, I just wanted her to stop. So its about average.

ALSO: she was upset that we didn't get to watch Scott Pilgrim vs. the world (the stupid pretense for her to hang out). LMAO

That MY movie bisch!

TheSNakE · #**9786** 07-21-2011, 12:41 PM

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she's 19, goes to the gym and likes to bang. Besides the fact that she is a woman and you don't have anything in common with her, it sounds great to me. Be nice and you can have a sweet deal there.

Tablefor5 · #**9787** 07-21-2011, 12:45 PM

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what a dick, you didn't even take her out for ice cream

Trips · #**9788** 07-21-2011, 12:53 PM

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lol fuck no. Stripper = emotionally raped. If you are nice to a stripper they'll steal the shit out of your ass. Aloof and assholeish is the way to be good sir. Apparently being felt up by old oilfield trash for dollars makes trippy look all the more appetizing. God, why does that make me sad

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HEY! I am a gentleman damn it. I gave her cock flavored yogurt.

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TheSNakE · #**9789** 07-21-2011, 01:02 PM

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I banged a lot of strippers. Some of them were perfectly normal.

Tablefor5 · #**9790** 07-21-2011, 01:03 PM

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insert passed out thread pictures here...