06-24-2011, 05:34 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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^^^ Will cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy
Bonus points if you know where that's from
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Everybody stays calm, nobody gets hurt.
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MadamMeow
I like dick, a lot.
Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
06-24-2011, 05:36 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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^^^ likes to quote Tropic Thunder
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
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predator24
You should be so lucky to have Pobs mount you and destroy your mangina with his monster cock!
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Originally Posted by
brodiemaxx
Pobs= pimp
None of these links are mine.
06-24-2011, 05:36 PM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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^^^Quotes Preacher
EDIT - Too late, was directed at Woody
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MrGoutHimself
You're a douche. But you're our douche, so fuck 'em.
R.I.P The Snake
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Originally Posted by
Pobs
Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
Nothing I post is mine
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06-24-2011, 05:58 PM
Bringing the fahquery to DSF since 2008.
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^^^Fucked up
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06-25-2011, 04:58 AM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Location: London, England
Posts: 33,987
Credits: 1,001,094
^^^A fuck up
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Originally Posted by
MrGoutHimself
You're a douche. But you're our douche, so fuck 'em.
R.I.P The Snake
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Originally Posted by
Pobs
Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
Nothing I post is mine
06-25-2011, 07:50 AM
gimmebeer or gimmepussy
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^^^bogarting that joint
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ALL my links are borrowed from someone nicer than me
06-25-2011, 10:53 AM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
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^^^as high as a giraffe's pussy
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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MadamMeow
I'ld hit it.
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Originally Posted by
MadamMeow
I'ld suck it.
06-25-2011, 11:01 AM
Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
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josehl
Oh fuck, I just became Stantz.... Sorry
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Originally Posted by
The Godfather
Ask Stantz. He knows.
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Originally Posted by
TR
You are all cocsuckers. Especially Stantz. Fuck that guy.
06-25-2011, 05:30 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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^^^ wrongly assumes Giraffes are dog people
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
Quote:
Originally Posted by
predator24
You should be so lucky to have Pobs mount you and destroy your mangina with his monster cock!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
brodiemaxx
Pobs= pimp
None of these links are mine.
06-26-2011, 09:53 PM
Bringing the fahquery to DSF since 2008.
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^^^Likes to lick the taint.
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