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Nothing venomous. Just some snakes I find interesting. I only have 8 snakes now. I used to have a shitload of them. I don't feel like cleaning up after them anymore.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Just me, but seems that 8 is a shitload. Maybe they're small... but if I knew someone who had 8 chihuahuas I'd hope they were opening a taco truck. 8 cats would make a great Chinese buffet.....
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nah, 8 is nothing. I had 60 snakes in my living room when I lived in a tiny apartment in Queens. These guys are small. Like I said, I do not like cleaning up after them.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
so my wife wakes me up this morning by kiss me on the ear, which sounds nice but is really a loud smacking sound just millimeters from the eardrum, when i wake up and say jeez women whaattt??? she say "i was just trying to wake up in a pleasant way" i say "there is a more pleasant way than that" she says "how" i take her hand and move it done to my pecker (morning wood) and i give her the look, she pulls her hand back and gives me a look and says "gross, why do you have to ruin everything" so off she goes in a huff. Later that day she says ?we need to talk? yep that makes me shit my pants when I hear a woman say that phrase. We go to the bedroom, and I don?t know what to expect. She looks at me and say ?I love you, you know that, (fucking great) but I don?t really like doing some of the things you like to do, like this morning? okay she really doesn?t I get a hummer once a year on our anniversary and she never finishes it. Don?t get me started on the kinky stuff I enjoy. She continues with ?I know you were used to doing a lot of things before we meet that I won?t do and if you feel the need to do them again, find a girlfriend that will do them with.? She wasn?t joking, my wife knows that I have several girls on my FB that I sext message and other stuff online, she laid her desires out plain and simple, she loves having sex with me but she wants old fashioned wham bam thank you sir, I have to be up in the morning for work, you have 15 minutes to do this so get to it sex. I can give her oral and play with her tits but when it time to fuck she wants it hard fast and intense and then over. (for regular everyday sex that is) for date night and shit (on the weekends) we can get more involved, but if I want BJ?s or anal or toy play I get to go find a girl friend. I know my wife she is serious, same rules are in place as they were years ago when we our relationship was really open, no bring drama into the house to nut jobs that will cause problems and always safe sex. She even told me a few girls on my FB that she was okay with, mainly cause they are ex-GF?s and she knows them personally. Still I wonder whether or not ?it?s a trap!?
all those damn question marks replacing the "" and the ' and the , WTF! i hate typing it out in MS Word and the Copy Pasting here.
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