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ftfy.
07-09-2011, 08:20 PM
as a stay at home dad, ive actually had that "man of the house" conversation before. its usually followed with bible quotes bout how my wife should worship me like i was god. been there man
07-09-2011, 10:34 PM
I may not be attractive but... oh nevermind.
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you got fired from your job at readers digest didn't ya'.
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The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
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CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
07-09-2011, 11:31 PM
Consume me.
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I got too drunk last night. It was good but IDK if I can drink tonight. eh... why not?
07-09-2011, 11:36 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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07-10-2011, 05:36 AM
Consume me.
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Goodnight(morning) ladies and gentlemen! I am shitfaced drunk
kick a fine bitch in the ass and call it a night. Too drunk to fuck
07-10-2011, 06:20 AM
Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
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better to be too drunk to fuck than to be too fucked to drink
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Oh fuck, I just became Stantz.... Sorry
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Ask Stantz. He knows.
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You are all cocsuckers. Especially Stantz. Fuck that guy.
07-10-2011, 08:08 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Drinkin, fightin, fuckin, underage girls gettin broken in then branded; this sounds like a good time to me!
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
07-10-2011, 01:21 PM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
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Wow. The U.S. Women's Team is no joke. They were down a player through the whole second half and OT, endured some of the worst officiating any team in any sport could handle and still pulled a win out. Yeah they're the women's team, but as someone who played for twelve years you appreciate good soccer on any level. Go U.S.!
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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I'ld hit it.
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I'ld suck it.
07-10-2011, 01:23 PM
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if they wore bikinis I would watch it.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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