"Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again."
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
"If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you."
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
I hate it when people leave me a message at work, and do not leave their extension or call back number...like I'm supposed to memorize the fucking company phone list! :
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Originally Posted by jo_dile
SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.