Sweet Bejeesus, I've never been so happy to be away from a place as i am my Missouri In-laws, it fucks with the mind man! by the last night, following the orders of a minister blindly with thinking, fucking my sisters-in-laws, and marrying my cousin started to make a lot of sense.
i mean yeah the 86 degree temp was awesome for a whole week but god damn the only thing to do in that crap hole is to drink and fuck. and dear god why!!! are you wearing a bikini after you just had your 3rd kid only 2 months ago, i've eaten prunes with less wrinkles, anyone ever use a Glad force flex trash bag, you know what the bag looks like before you put stuff in it. all soft and wrinklely looking, that was my slut whore sister in-law's stomach, inner thighs and her love handles. [where'd the throw up smilie go] and my other wonderful sis-in-laws 2 year old 38DD implants that now hang to her naval have started to crease and fold her skin but she don't care cause she thinks she is hot shit, the center skin of her cleavage has seperated from her sternum eeck! you don't get DD's when your body is only designed for AA. you have to work up to the big guns. and my fahter-in-law, Holy Shit, he's a damn Cowboy Church Minister, teaching the word of Jesus the way the cowboys lived their lives....DUMBASS THOSE WERE FARMERS! cowboys were illiterate drunken man whores who mostly were on the run from the law for murder chargers or robberies elsewhere in the country. he is trying to tell me how to be a man cause i'm a stay at home dad, I' supposed to by the man of the house and the head of authority, and the his wife tells him to shut up cause, she said the 16 year old duaghter can go get tattooed and drunk if she wants to, and................!@#$%^&*!!!!!!!!! fuck i'm glad to be home. and ever night my sister-in-laws were arguing over what they get from their dad when he dies, the saddles, the trucks, the horses, the house.....he is 56 years old and in perfect health....fucking pathetic vultures. i hate my wifes Missouri Family.
should have been in the "rants" i know but screw you! i don't care.
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
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That was like work handing out rep like that. In the end, i had to go to PB and dole it out to douchebags. But i'm done now. Thanks everyone for the effort.