People that need to be punched in the face

id rather punch her in the cunt with my penis, but this fucking horrible....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU5-pGKP0LE

Drunk father bites head off pet snake in front of screaming children

A man has been jailed for biting off the head of a snake in front of his two sons.
Barry Laverick was at the home of his partner Victoria West and their sons, aged 12 and two, when he bit the head off the 50cm-long pet corn snake.
Teesside Crown Court heard that Laverick had been drinking when he went into Ms West's home, Coulby Newham, North Yorkshire, on April 6.
The 41-year-old told his partner that she would not be able to move her snake or the family dog in a planned house move, adding: 'That dog's only going if it's stuffed.' He became increasingly aggressive and called the family to the foot of the stairs where he held the snake.
Prosecuting, Jacqui Edwards, said that Laverick threatened to bite the snake's head off.
She said: 'His 12-year-old son was screaming for him not to do it, but the appellant bit the snake's head from the body and the two-year-old started to scream.
'Victoria West describes herself as being in shock and found herself placing the two parts of the snake into the tank.
'She effectively told him to get out of the house, but he began pulling her hair.
'The eldest son took the youngest into his arms.

She was in fear and struck Laverick twice in the face but was too frightened to call the police.
'He called to the dog and said 'if you think that's bad, wait 'til I cut the dog's head off'.' Laverick was arrested the following day.

He was originally sentenced at Teesside Magistrates' Court on April 14 for causing unnecessary suffering to an animal and for assaulting Ms West.
He was serving four months concurrently for both crimes, but returned to court yesterday to appeal against the length of the sentence.
Robert Mocherie, defending, said Laverick, who was unemployed, had been frustrated after a job had fallen through after a single day's work and had subsequently had too much to drink.
He had no previous convictions for violence, but minor drink-related offences for the last nine years earlier.
Mr Mocherie said: 'Is there any chance of a repeat? I would submit not, your Honour.
'I don't say that because there's not a ready supply of snakes. He describes himself as a man who likes to keep out of trouble and has no past convictions for violence.' Judge Howard Crowson rejected the idea that magistrates had imposed a too lengthy sentence, and branded the act a 'summary execution'.
He said: 'This was particularly gruesome. It was not merely the work of a moment's loss of control.
'He called for people to come to the bottom of the stairs. Both children were then present and it was a summary execution.
'It is hard to conceive of a more gruesome act in front of his son.
'It seems to me 16 weeks is entirely justified.'

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this fucking piece of shit better be being investigated by CPS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzvSkIk7xg

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGN2xnIJ3QU

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The kid's been taken into child services (or whatever it's called)

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Lars von Trier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LayW8aq4GLw

[Sergei Fedorov]

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Amazing, what a disaster of a press conference. But nothing new, Von Trier has a history of trying to "understand" the Nazi. Check out his first film "Liberation Pictures", its a film about the torture of a christ like figure who is a Nazi by Danish partisans.

Also he has major mommy issues. His Mom slept about and his father was not his father. Grew up thinking he was jewish (His namesake father) and was part of (as he puts it) "great victims of history". On her death bed his mom confessed he was actually the son of a German man (not a Danish Jew).The revelations led von Trier to attempt to erase the connections with his stepfather by converting to Catholicism, and to rework his filmmaking into a style emphasizing "honesty" and slight misogynistic treatment of his female leads (getting back at mom, I think, watch Dogville).

Anyhow, if anyone was to punch him in the face I hope it will be Kirsten Dunst. The moment Lars starts in on Jews and Nazis she looks like she is going to be sick. Hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ