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SirLongFoot · #**9371** 02-23-2010, 02:59 PM

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It all comes back to balls with you doesn't it?

amylikewhoa · #**9372** 02-23-2010, 03:16 PM

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Haha she's crazy

amylikewhoa · #**9373** 02-23-2010, 03:27 PM

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I've missed you and my sidekick broke so I didn't have your email and the one you had for me is dead now. Bad news bears

SirLongFoot · #**9374** 02-23-2010, 03:29 PM

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Haha. Pm it biotch.

brodiemaxx · #**9375** 02-23-2010, 04:12 PM

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All I know is I've never seen Twilight or New Moon. I also have never accepted a penis in my mouth, but I guess you and I truly do come from different stock.

I can't fucking believe you came back and admitted it was you right away. Fucking clownshoe

towdog · #**9376** 02-23-2010, 04:27 PM

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave- side service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a typical man I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played "Amazing Grace,'" the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I was opening the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "Sweet Mother of Jesus, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for over twenty years."

SirLongFoot · #**9377** 02-23-2010, 06:29 PM

Jo, where are you? Stop working already and get in here.

Goat Gosselin · #**9378** 02-23-2010, 06:34 PM

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i thought you were the one locked in her basement

SirLongFoot · #**9379** 02-23-2010, 06:41 PM

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It's actually been nice in there, so she doesn't even lock the door anymore. She does however come in occasionally to beat me my ass, but overall, not a bad deal.

Frothy Afterbirth · #**9380** 02-23-2010, 09:07 PM

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Well no one has to try at all. Emos pretty much cut themselves automatically. Most don't cut deeply enough only to get pitiful attention but once in awhile there will always be one who will succeed.