09-04-2008, 01:47 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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anne hathaway is gorgeous. not sexy, but gorgeous in that old audrey hepburn way.
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09-04-2008, 01:48 PM
kicked the fuck out
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holy balls GRILLED CHEESE!! havent had one of those in forever!!!!! i want one!!!
09-04-2008, 01:49 PM
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my roomie in college use to shower after shitting when we were out of toliet paper. he refused to use paper towels like the rest of us.
09-04-2008, 01:49 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
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09-04-2008, 01:50 PM
jesus is my homeboy
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Very good this way as well,I've done it on my George Foreman grill.
Speaking of George Foreman,he's a real dickwad...
He names all his son's George,and his daughters Georgette.
He's a fuckin freak,but a rick freak.
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09-04-2008, 01:53 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
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09-04-2008, 01:54 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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I would think it would be much more of an inconvenience to have to shower and wash fresh shit out of his crack, than to use a paper towel. Crazy bastard.
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09-04-2008, 01:56 PM
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that was our logic as well! But he demanded only the softest of papers for his rectum!!
09-04-2008, 01:57 PM
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nothing but the best i guess?
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09-04-2008, 01:58 PM
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LOL.I know my "shrink" is not my friend,he's just there to listen to me ramble...
Even worse,I've just been reminded I owe him 75 bucks for a missed appointment.
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