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09-04-2008, 08:45 AM
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Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt.
Jack Handey
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09-04-2008, 09:47 AM
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#9265
09-04-2008, 09:48 AM
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I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, "Looking for gold, ya durn fool." He'd say, "Your pick is gold," and I'd say, "Well, that was easy." Good joke, huh.
Jack Handey
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#9266
09-04-2008, 11:07 AM
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not much action here lately. i usually have to read through 15 pages to catch up. so how is everyone?
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#9267
09-04-2008, 11:09 AM
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Superfluous compliments and all affectation of ceremony are to be avoided, yet where due, they are not to be neglected.
George Washington
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#9268
09-04-2008, 11:12 AM
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aww shit!! are we having a quote off?
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#9269
09-04-2008, 11:19 AM
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
Jack Handey
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#9270
09-04-2008, 11:24 AM
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In pulling off your hat to persons of distinction, as noblemen, justices, churchmen, etc, make a reverence, bowing more or less according to the custom of the better bred and quality of the person. Among your equals, expect not always that they should begin with you first, but to pull off your hat when there is no need is affection; in the matter of saluting and re-saluting in words, keep to the most usual custom.
George Washington
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