09-03-2008, 11:24 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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whatever happened with the DSF tattoo?
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09-03-2008, 11:32 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Choppie was supposed to do something, but he ended up having too much real life shit going on. I'm to drunk to remember what it was now, but whatever. As of now it never worked. I'd still do it if I someone could come up with something I think is cool and I could get paid for doing it.
09-03-2008, 11:32 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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how about a nice big phallic chest tattoo?
i'm guessing only 3 or 4 people will get the reference but that's good enough for me
09-03-2008, 11:35 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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how about a sword on my chest? that's pretty phallic.
I get it.
09-03-2008, 11:39 PM
Moses is a nice guy.
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How about getting a tat of the Eiffel Tower?
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09-04-2008, 07:55 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.
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about a man and his horse
09-04-2008, 08:14 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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It's only cool if you're about 285 and have a phallic tattoo
09-04-2008, 08:23 AM
jesus is my homeboy
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There was a kid in grade 7,that everyone made fun of.
Kids used to call him grease monkey,cause his hair was always oily,he had bad acne,and he stinked.
I kinda felt bad for him,but not enough to reach out and be his friend......
I liked the no friends policy,and only had a select few....
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Enlighten me,please.
09-04-2008, 08:33 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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HI CANDI!!!
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09-04-2008, 08:43 AM
kicked the fuck out
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fixed it for ya
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