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09-03-2008, 03:03 PM
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back to our regularly scheduled quotes....
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
Jack Handey
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09-03-2008, 03:03 PM
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Shasta and I are on the freakishly same wavelength or something
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09-03-2008, 03:04 PM
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wow...that is fucking strange...
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09-03-2008, 03:05 PM
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09-03-2008, 03:06 PM
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trying to get this place back to the boobs....
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09-03-2008, 03:06 PM
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09-03-2008, 03:07 PM
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I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
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09-03-2008, 03:08 PM
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09-03-2008, 03:59 PM
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A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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