I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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late night drunken brainfart:
If you ever quit your job, start a new business delivering the Tao of Whoa.
We could pay you to talk some sense to the women in our lives. You'd have so many clients you'd need a staff and you could do it pantsless, from home or text it from vacation, wherever.
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Originally Posted by amylikewhoa
my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story.
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
The next time I pull up to the drive-thru window, I am going to indicate how much I am willing to spend and tell them to give me what the hell they want since that is what they are doing anyway.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?