09-02-2008, 03:36 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
Jack Handey
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09-02-2008, 03:50 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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Fuck dress code
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09-02-2008, 03:53 PM
kicked the fuck out
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amen. go naked! or with lots of boobage.
09-02-2008, 03:54 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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haha, boobage FTW
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09-02-2008, 04:15 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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No boobage today. And never nude
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09-02-2008, 04:44 PM
kicked the fuck out
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fine. i'll leave the begging up to the others.
more boobage please?
09-02-2008, 05:16 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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I'm sure someone will
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09-02-2008, 06:01 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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not me!
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SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.
09-02-2008, 06:03 PM
Virginty is overrated, so give me yours.
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How are you going to feel if you kill yourself and it was only Thomas calling to say he luvs you
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09-02-2008, 06:28 PM
shit i'm so fucking swamped....grrrr.
i hate when i have actual work to do and i can't DSF for long periods of time.
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