09-02-2008, 03:02 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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some how, some way, the conversation always takes a turn to your vag....or rack...
not that I'm complaining or anything.
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SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.
09-02-2008, 03:03 PM
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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you and Kate Beckinsale(according to her) and Allison Whyte(according to me)
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
09-02-2008, 03:03 PM
kicked the fuck out
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i enjoy boobs.
09-02-2008, 03:03 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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i have a magic penis...it's makes women disappear.
09-02-2008, 03:05 PM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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I already thought the jack handey quotes were hilarious. But pen being so against them makes it all the better.
I'm thinking sitcom.
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mock me and my faggot natural ass
09-02-2008, 03:06 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
09-02-2008, 03:08 PM
Granny pr0n poster extraordinaire
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The spelling of that starlets name always reminds me of Willard Whyte in "diamonds are forever".
Baja? We ain't got nothing in baja!
I always liked that redhead in her bikini with the cassette tape in her ass too. Good flick, even those two flaming queer bad guys entertained me.
09-02-2008, 03:10 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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There you go, I fixed for you......baby peen
09-02-2008, 03:14 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
09-02-2008, 03:23 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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It would be gay to complain
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It ain't tricking if you got it, but you're like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit
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