I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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I love the irony that the people least able to afford the luxury of delivered booze still use it frequently. If all the addicts on fixed income just realized that every delivery was worth atleast a bottle of shitty wine they could get a lot drunker by getting off their asses and walkin to the store! Heck you guys could go as a group, pool your resources and get even more. Maybe all go to the a Costco (you have those or Sam's) on public transit and really stock up!!
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Originally Posted by amylikewhoa
my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!".
Jack Handey
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