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09-02-2008, 01:12 PM
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"Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic."
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09-02-2008, 01:14 PM
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Thanks BC...these are going to be so awesome now....
 The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons."
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#9113
09-02-2008, 01:30 PM
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Damn, it has been a while!! "You last visited: 01-19-2009 at 07:33 AM" Quote:
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#9114
09-02-2008, 01:40 PM
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I will be to this thread in a few weeks after Jack Handey dies a violent death or runs out of quotes
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#9115
09-02-2008, 01:41 PM
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#9116
09-02-2008, 01:43 PM
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now how can you say this isn't funny?
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals. Jack Handey
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09-02-2008, 01:51 PM
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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Jack Handey
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09-02-2008, 02:07 PM
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If someone killed me I wouldn't have to work the rest of the day
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09-02-2008, 02:09 PM
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