09-02-2008, 12:41 PM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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Show Me Don't Tell Me, now order in the court!!!
09-02-2008, 12:41 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head." Normally you would think that "fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.
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09-02-2008, 12:41 PM
Moses is a nice guy.
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How much longer until a n00b member wants his name changed to Jack Handey?
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Damn, it has been a while!!
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go fuckyourself
09-02-2008, 12:50 PM
kicked the fuck out
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Shasta and his Jack me Handey quotes are drivin me fuckin batshit looney.
Snowmen!?!?!?!?!
09-02-2008, 12:51 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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i did not know that!
09-02-2008, 12:54 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
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09-02-2008, 12:55 PM
kicked the fuck out
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Motherfucker!
09-02-2008, 01:04 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
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09-02-2008, 01:05 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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I loled at this one. And it made my head hurt
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09-02-2008, 01:10 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
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