09-02-2008, 11:42 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
09-02-2008, 11:48 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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Do I need an aqualung to sniff girlie panties in the park?
09-02-2008, 11:51 AM
Granny pr0n poster extraordinaire
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Mr. Mastodon Farm,
Mr. Mastodon Farm,
Cuts swatches out of all material.
09-02-2008, 11:54 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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Baby, do you know its true when I say to you I want to set the night on fire?
09-02-2008, 11:56 AM
Moses is a nice guy.
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My eyes are burning from filling out online applications!
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09-02-2008, 12:00 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.
Jack Handey
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09-02-2008, 12:22 PM
jesus is my homeboy
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I rather watch a documentary on strippers or prostitutes,but to each their own.lol
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Enlighten me,please.
09-02-2008, 12:33 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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If the phone rings one more fucking time I might just kill myself.
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09-02-2008, 12:37 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
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09-02-2008, 12:38 PM
kicked the fuck out
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Did anyone else know that grass is green and Jack Handey can go fuck himself.
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