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Old 09-02-2008, 11:42 AM
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jesus got drunk and molested me
  

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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

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Old 09-02-2008, 11:51 AM
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Old 09-02-2008, 11:54 AM
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Old 09-02-2008, 11:56 AM
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:00 PM
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I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.

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Old 09-02-2008, 12:22 PM
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I rather watch a documentary on strippers or prostitutes,but to each their own.lol
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:33 PM
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:37 PM
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If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

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Old 09-02-2008, 12:38 PM
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Did anyone else know that grass is green and Jack Handey can go fuck himself.
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