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Old 09-02-2008, 06:51 AM
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Beer delivery is quite a popular service here in Ontario Canada.

There is at least 4 different delivery services in my area,and they all charge 8 bucks...

Dial A Bottle being the most popular one.

I see Dial A Bottle at my complex quite often,hell,they even take debit.lol
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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

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I have not DSF'ed since Friday afternoon. Way too long. I think I am caught up. A couple drunk Midge threads, huge nipples on a lady popping out a baby and Shasta still throwing out the Handey quotes. Anything else I missed???
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:14 AM
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I cored out a hole in an organic watermelon this holiday weekend and promptly made delicate, juicy love to it.

Of course it was seedless, you sick fucks.....who would fuck a seeded watermelon?

Wait...an organic seedless watermelon is an oxymoron, nevermind.
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:24 AM
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How creative.lol

My friend owns a blow up doll,and makes love to it when he can't pick up a girl from the bar..

And yes,I swear this is true,he even showed it to me.(the doll)
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I can't even get pizza delivery!
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:26 AM
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Why? Do you live in the boonies? lol
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:36 AM
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No, my house is just too creepy. Ever watch The Munsters? Mine is creepier than that!
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I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.

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Fuck... song stuck in my head from Karate Kid, "You’re the best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down. You’re the Best! Around!"

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