05-19-2008, 09:29 AM
paris gave me herpes
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I wish i could have met Evel Knievel before he died.
in his last interview he said "...Sure, I was scared. You gotta be an asshole not to be scared. But I beat the hell out of death ".
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Lets Hug It Out, Bitch!
05-19-2008, 10:50 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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I wish I had a dime for everytime I said "I should not have drank that last beer" !
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Watch Your Back, I am the Norse God Of Mischief
05-19-2008, 10:56 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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Do You Think The People Who Live Up My Asshole Freak Out Every Time I Wipe Myself???
05-19-2008, 11:26 AM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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I can finally make a pizza.
05-19-2008, 11:54 AM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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lucas picked it
05-19-2008, 11:55 AM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Man I love Nomeansno.
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T.F.U.
05-19-2008, 02:13 PM
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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the Vietnamese currency is called the "Dong"
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Do tha stanky leg!!
05-19-2008, 02:17 PM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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If all the people in the world stopped to read this and I just typed nothing and it made no sense in the world and I kept going cause I am in a stream of thought and I just could not stop, even though I know, as I am typing this that it makes no sense, and it really is just a bunch of crap on a page that someone might read does that make me immortal?
05-19-2008, 02:19 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
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Why is it that you can find a double cheeseburger anywhere but nobody's come up with a double decker hot dog?
05-19-2008, 02:20 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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why yes, it does..
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
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