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Old 09-01-2008, 09:01 PM
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i have my moments
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:04 PM
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so i just took my dog outside to let her take a pee and i decided i might as well take a piss myself beside some bushes. all of a sudden i fell a little bite on my balls so instinctually i slap at the damn mosquito but i did it a little harder then necessary. ouch, that really fucking hurt and was pretty stupid i guess
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man i bet it's hard to scratch a mosquito bite on your balls.
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Not to mention the piss all over everywhere.

P.S. Dumbass slapping your balls is NOT a good idea
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But I thought men were experts at scratching their balls?
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exactly what I was thinking. A mosquito bite seems likes a great excuse to scratch your balls to me.



I had way more trouble spelling mosquito that I should have considering I just read it 4 times.
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when the punchline should have been:

I kicked that fuckin dog across the yard.
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purely for science. Fuck I've tried spam. Could it be any worse?



I don't want the instant stuff I want it made the way the old folks do it.
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lol dude i just copied and pasted
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