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Old 06-21-2011, 04:38 PM
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My 10 year sucked because everybody was still trying to impress each other. The 20 was cool, though. Some of the people there were the same people they were in high school, but for the most part, everybody was relaxed and genuinely interested in each other. By that time everybody is pretty much as bald and fat and (un)successful as they're going to be, so nobody is trying so hard to outdo each other.

I will say, though, that I had never been hugged by so many fat middle aged women in my life. It was like being the Ben and Jerry's delivery guy at a Nutrisystem convention.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:15 PM
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23:15 on a Tuesday Evening. So far this week I have been locked out of the house with my keys still in the front door, had to get a locksmith out to break in. My vacuum cleaner motor blew up and I had to buy a new one. I got up at 5am this morning for work and one of my dogs had shit all over the living room, so there I was, gagging like fuck while cleaning up fucking dog diarrhea. My 4yo daughter was getting ready for bed and we noticed she is covered in spots, we think it is chicken pox.

So if the rest of the week is going to be like this it can fuck right off and stop acting the cunt.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:32 PM
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:39 PM
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Wow. Seriously, tomorrow just stay in bed.



Certainly don't go to work, cause that could be fucking disasterous. Literally!
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:41 PM
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Wow always find something new on the internet....especially fucking retard people....found this and had a good 30 minute laugh....



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Old 06-21-2011, 06:25 PM
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Are you sure? Because I searched for retard porn for many hours, but to no avail.

I found out that it's illegal but still... I did find one video though. He could not perform... it was pretty funny
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Old 06-21-2011, 07:57 PM
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Time for a Pox Party! Seriously, people do that. My wife did when our son had the pox.

Same stupid whiney ass son I called the cops on today. Fucking prick was screaming and yelling at me that I can't tell him what to do anymore. He's been staying at his girlfriend's house for two months now, officially moving out end of July and didn't want to do what he's required to do per our written "you're over 18 and living here for only $200/month" contract so I told him I'm not arguing, leave or I call the cops and have them remove you.

Much to my surprise, they fucking didn't. They pointed out that since some of his shit's here (regardless that most of his shit is not and that he hasn't slept here for two months), I can't force him to leave even for a night.

WTF!?!??! God damn fucking country is ruined anymore. Parent's can't even kick out their unruly asshat adult children anymore.

The cop did keep repeating that I would need to evict him to "make" him leave.

Fine. Filling out the paperwork tomorrow. Then he has no choice but to move out at the end of July.

So, that's my day.

Oh, and my interview for a new job went great yesterday. Hopefully on Friday they'll tell me I'm hired.
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:08 PM
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First, I was like- "Yeah!"

But then I was like-

At the end, I was like-"yay!"
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