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Famous last words of 10 authors
Samuel Johnson - 'Iam moriturus' (I who am about to die)
Lord Byron - 'Come, come, no weakness; let's be a man to the last!'
Emily Dickinson - 'I must go in, the fog is rising'
Robert Louis Stevenson - 'What's that? Do I look strange?'
Anton Chekhov - 'It's a long time since I drank champagne'
Mark Twain - 'Death, the only immortal, who treats us alike, whose peace and refuge are for all. The soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved'
Leo Tolstoy - 'We all reveal ... our manifestations ... This manifestation is over ... That's all'
Franz Kafka - 'Dearest Max, my last request: Everything I leave behind me ... in the way of diaries, manuscripts, letters (my own and others'), sketches, and so on, (is) to be burned unread'
Virginia Woolf - 'I feel certain that I'm going mad again ...'
James Joyce - 'Does nobody understand?'
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The race to the world's first 3-D pr0n is on, and China wants a shot at the gold! Me?
A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world's first 3D pornographic film, a report said Sunday.
The 3.2 million-US-dollar '3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy', set for release in May, has already generated interest in a host of Asian film markets, as well as Europe and the US, the Sunday Morning Post reported.
The film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realises his ex-wife is the love of his life and features "orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes", the paper said.
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