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Old 06-12-2011, 01:57 PM
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Old 06-12-2011, 02:38 PM
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I used to give a lot of money to the state, but since I went broke, I stopped playing the lottery. I even love those stupid scratch cards.
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Stuck watching Hot in Cleveland. Jane Leeves is gorgeous. Show not funny at all, at least not yet.
Also slept late 2 days in a row and missed the gym. I hate my gym, but the owners wife is so hot. She runs the place and she plays me like a fiddle. Every time I start talking to her, she flirts and I forget about everything.
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Old 06-12-2011, 02:57 PM
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Dam car is giving me a headache. It's electrical. Battery has been sucked dry (down to .97 volts) twice, but Sears says it's still good even after they fast charged it twice.

Replaced the alternator before I figured out my DVM's fuse was blown which was why I didn't see the 5mA drain caused by my power antenna. So I put a new fuse in my DVM and pulled the car's antenna fuse, now the drain is a fairly normal .007mA from the radio.

Thinking I'm good to go, but still cautious, I connect my diag computer and start monitoring the voltage while I drive to Awful Waffle (that's Waffle House for you non-Ohioan's). Freaking voltage dropped to 11.5 by the time I got there.

I'm there, I'm getting my pecan waffle! Eat, realize I forgot my wallet, wife drive's it to me a bit annoyed. I start home and every time I hit the turn signal the volts drop by .5 or so. FUCK!!!

I almost made it home before the fucking car didn't have enough power for the fuel injectors.

So either my battery is damaged or fucking Advance Auto Parts warranty replaced my alternator with a bad one. I knew I should have had them test it.

To add salt to the wound, I look at my car up on the flatbed and see my back left fender is rusted through up by the wheel well!!
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Old 06-12-2011, 02:58 PM
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Same here but I never played enough to call it a habit. Powerball is $20M and I wanted to buy a ticket but I was broke. Now that I have cash, I forgot. Someone has to win it so I may as well get a dollar in.
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Old 06-12-2011, 03:00 PM
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I've had the hots for Valerie Bertinelli since I was a kid and Jan Leeves is pretty hot too, but I tried watching it on Netflix and couldn't get past the second episode.
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Old 06-12-2011, 03:45 PM
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My old GFs car's alt went bad and I went to Advance. Got not one, but two bad Alts in a row, exchanged the first one. Had to yell and scream to get money back on the second (installed electrical parts blah blah blah) then went to NAPA put it in; fuckin DONE. Turn the key 14.7v Booyah. Just FYI

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I get through it by concentrating in Bertinelli's boobs and Leeves Legs. I wish that would make Betty White's character more Lake Placid-y

If I had a dick this is where I would tell you to suck it-Betty White in Lake Placid.
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Old 06-12-2011, 03:58 PM
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Sounds like my old alternator found a new home.
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