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08-28-2008, 08:52 AM
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^^^^^i think someone got new Jack Handy-of-the-day toilet paper
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#8402
08-28-2008, 08:54 AM
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me? no....I just think they're funny....
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that." Jack Handey
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08-28-2008, 10:12 AM
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from the mouths of babes...
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. --Ricky, age 10 |
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08-28-2008, 10:22 AM
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
Jack Handey
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#8405
08-28-2008, 11:55 AM
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At the end is a beginning.
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08-28-2008, 11:56 AM
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If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
Jack Handey
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#8407
08-28-2008, 12:03 PM
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#8408
08-28-2008, 12:19 PM
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 BC ...... Has miniBC tried this on you yet?
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#8409
08-28-2008, 12:21 PM
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
Jack Handey
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08-28-2008, 12:36 PM
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. Hahahaha so wise for such a young age.
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