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01-13-2015, 07:38 PM
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#72
01-13-2015, 07:54 PM
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I refuse to believe Rosie has herpes sores. That is all. Also, fuck all y'all.
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#73
01-13-2015, 07:56 PM
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And yes, I still know how to post pics.
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#75
01-14-2015, 04:52 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 1 Angelina Jolie (93.94%) defeated Oprah Winfrey (6.06%) Nina Dobrev (58.82%) defeated Selena Gomez (41.18%) Angelina Jolie will face Nina Dobrev in Round 2! Daisy Fuentes (81.82%) defeated Nicki Minaj (18.18%) Mila Kunis (60%) defeated Katy Perry (40%) Daisy Fuentes will face Mila Kunis in Round 2! Chloe Bennet (55.56%) defeated Ali Larter (44.44%) Chloe Bennet will face Jessica Nigri (entering tournament as a bye) in Round 2! Meow’s Musings: Well, it seems that all the money in the world won’t buy Oprah Winfrey a win in a “Who would you rather?” battle. Money Bags was done in by Angelina Jolie when she sicked the blood brothers and sisters of her adopted children on her. Those starving children ate up Oprah like she was fried chicken. There was enough Oprah to feed that handful of starving countries. So fitting for her, Oprah died a hero with this sacrifice! Nina Dobrev was able to advance against Selena Gomez. She put on a Justin Bieber mask and walked arm in arm with a Kendall Jenner love doll. Selena immediately started freaking out crying “Now that I bought boobs you’re going for a flat bitch? W.T.F!” Selena then went into the bathroom where she OD’ed on a mix of drugs. Nina will now be facing Angelina Jolie in round 2. Good luck Nina, you’re going to need it! Daisy Fuentes is happy to have won her match against Nicki Minaj. Nicki started moving backwards at her while twerk clapping her massive ass. Shit looked like a sideways Venus Fly Trap coming to eat Daisy! Daisy not wanting to meet her doom in this manner, started throwing small bricks inside that abyss. The twerk clap was so strong it actually chomped clean through them! Luckily she found a few glass jars. Daisy threw them in and the broken glass from the first clap was enough end the twerking as blood sprayed out of her ass everywhere. What a sight to behold! Mila Kunis was able to beat Katy Perry who agreed to let Mila star in a remake “I kissed a girl video”. Katy started making out with Mila who was then able to transform into Meg Griffin. When Katy opened her eyes to see who she was really making out with, she was so disgusted with herself that she drank a bottle of bleach and died. Mila will now be facing Daisy in Round 2. Looks like both will need to try different fighting tactics! Ali Larter was dominating Chloe Bennet through much of the match, almost killing her with her bare hands, but Chloe turned things around when an audience member sprayed her with Terrigen Mist. Chloe while in a choke hold started producing powerful vibrations which effectively caused Ali to have an immediate orgasm and release her. Chloe then donkey punched her and ran the hell out of there. Now Chloe will face cosplay cutie Jessica Nigri who is making her tournament debut in Round 2. Can Chloe beat a sexy Pokemon? What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting!
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#76
01-14-2015, 04:54 PM
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Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through January 18. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 13 Taylor Swift vs. Jessica Alba Vote: http://poll.fm/53xtw Taylor Swift  Jessica Alba  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 14 Jennifer Lawrence vs. Amy Adams Vote: http://poll.fm/53xu5 Jennifer Lawrence  Amy Adams  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 15 Sofia Vergara vs. Maggie Q Vote: http://poll.fm/53xu8 Sofia Vergara  Maggie Q  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 16 Bar Refaeli vs. Danielle Fishel Vote: http://poll.fm/53xue Bar Refaeli  Danielle Fishel 
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#77
01-14-2015, 05:21 PM
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda? Lunatic fringe.
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#79
01-15-2015, 11:15 AM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 1 Hayden Panettiere (75.68%) defeated Helen Mirren (24.32%) MadamMeow (51.43%) defeated Jennifer Connelly (48.57%) Hayden Panettiere will face MadamMeow in Round 2! Ariel Rebel (57.14%) defeated Veronica Belmont (42.86%) Ariel Rebel will face Maitland Ward (entering tournament as a bye) in Round 2! Elizabeth Henstridge (57.58%) defeated Lily Collins (42.42%) Suranne Jones (54.29%) defeated Dani Daniels (45.71%) Elizabeth Henstridge will face Dani Daniels in Round 2! Meow’s Musings: Hayden Panettiere had no problem over coming Helen Mirren. She drew upon the lessons she learned while playing Amanda Knox by first taking a poop in Helen’s toilet and then stabbing the old lass in the neck repeatedly. MadamMeow somehow managed to take out Jennifer Connelly by one vote. She reached into her former cat like persona and jumped out of tree and clawed Jennifer’s eyes out as she was arriving to the tournament. MadamMeow will now face Hayden Panettiere in Round 2. Will the Madam be any match for the former child prostitute and sell that bitch’s ass? Ariel Rebel was able to overcome the war tactics of Veronica Belmont without even trying. Unbeknownst to Ariel, Veronica the Tekzilla designed a vibrator for Ariel to use in one of her shoots that would extract sharp spikes at Ronnie’s whim through use of the accompanying phone ap. The joke was on Veronica when the spikes failed to put a dent in the porn stars well toy worn vaginal walls, and if anything, increased her pleasure. Thinking that her ap had a bug, she threw her phone down to pick up the dripping wet vibe. As she held it for examination, Ariel stepped on the phone causing it to go off again. The spikes went through the bones in Veronica’s hand as she screamed in agony! Ariel will now face Maitland Ward who will be making her debut in Round 2, in what will be a masterful battle of the Super Sluts! Elizabeth Henstridge took pleasure in defeating Lily Collins. She used her biochemist foundation to create a disease so heinous that no one would be able to survive it. The disease is somewhat like Tinnitus, but instead of a nonstop ringing in her ear, Lily now has her father’s song “Easy Lover” playing nonstop instead. Lily having grown up listening and hating all of his songs wasn’t able to take more than 3 minutes of it before she picked up a gun and blew her own head off. Suranne Jones was able to undermine the maneuvers of porn star Dani Daniels. Suranne was able to use her Metropolitan Police skills to set up a sting operation against Dani. Suranne paid off the cameraman on Dani’s set to make sure there were no memory cards inside of the camera. While Dani was fucking for a movie, Suranne and her crew moved in to arrest her for prostitution. They tried to explain that they were paying Dani for filming a porno and not for sex, but when the team investigated the camera, they found no footage was recorded or able to be saved. Poor Dani is currently in jail awaiting sentencing. Suranne will face Elizabeth Henstridge in Round 2 in an epic Agent against Agent battle. Can’t wait! This concludes all of the tournaments of Round 1. Tomorrow will be a happy day as we start seeing the results of the second round! What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting!
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#80
01-15-2015, 11:16 AM
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Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through January 19. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 17 Emily Ratajkowski vs. Heather Graham Vote: http://poll.fm/53zll Emily Ratajkowski  Heather Graham  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 18 Maria Menounos vs. Emma Watson Vote: http://poll.fm/53zlu Maria Menounos  Emma Watson  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 19 Melissa Archer vs. Megan Boone Vote: http://poll.fm/53zly Melissa Archer  Megan Boone  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 20 Lily Allen vs. Kate Beckinsale Vote: http://poll.fm/53zm5 Lily Allen  Kate Beckinsale 
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