05-18-2008, 09:46 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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Sometimes I sing the song Umbrella by Rhianna to myself, but I replace with word Umbrella with Quesadilla...but I pronounce it Quesa-DILLUH so it goes along better with the song.
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Not again you fucking assholes....
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05-18-2008, 10:55 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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I wonder how often accidental anal occurs in the animal kingdom.
05-19-2008, 12:33 AM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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i like how ralph cramden treats his wife on the honeymooners, i miss the good old days
05-19-2008, 12:34 AM
2 smileys, 1 cup
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Oh, and Quagmire, you're the fucking man!!
05-19-2008, 01:02 AM
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless
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Lars and the Real Girl got me to check out the Real Doll website. Those things are scary, but I still needed to go rub one out afterwards.
05-19-2008, 01:33 AM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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Findind new roommates that aren't alcoholics is hard.
05-19-2008, 01:36 AM
2 smileys, 1 cup
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
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Oh, and Quagmire, you're the fucking man!!
05-19-2008, 05:10 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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They still sell good cane soda, if you know where to look.
Amy's avatar is from a t-shirt [
link ], if no one's made that observation before.
Convert to atheism, y'all.
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05-19-2008, 05:32 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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I haven't got any motivation, I've got an exam tomorrow and I'd rather stand here doing stretches while watching the Steve Wilkos show than go into school and learn.
05-19-2008, 07:24 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant kinda like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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about a man and his horse
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