I behaved myself...and didnt eat like an absolute pig. And I made everyone take their food with them. One day down...one to go. I dont think ill do very good tomorrow because its gonna be some serious BBQ...
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srsly? my wife was a bitch all day yesterday, so apparently we have to talk about it via email all fucking morning. had nothing to do with me, she got in a fight with my daughter, and yet somehow she keeps trying to drag me into it somehow. heres an excerpt from one of her emails...
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here is one of my replies after a couple of other emails
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Either we don't do Holiday's at my house anymore or else I'm just going to go to someone else's house by myself. I had to yell at my wife and her aunt last night several times because when I tell them that it's a one person kitchen they should have the sense to not piss me off by the next words out of their mouths not being "Oh but I just wanted to see if there was anything I could do?"
Her aunt asked me if there was a problem with the turkey in the oven (everyone was sitting and waiting to eat for a while) so I answer the fucking retarded bitch, "no the heat seems to escape from the oven just fine every time you open the oven door every 3 minutes but what do I know since it's my kitchen, in my house." Thank god she's out shopping all day now so I can re-clean the entire fucking house in peace. I may or may not change the locks on the doors.
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damn after hearing those stories my turkey day rocked. Went over to my brother-n-laws house. had some great food, played on the wii, watched some football, ate a shitload of turkey.
my 3 year old son kept hurting himself though. first he fell off of the top bunk of his cousins bed. Then they were downstairs playing and he turned the treadmill on while standing on it. Has a few marks on his face. As much as I felt sorry for him, I would of loved to see him wipe out on the treadmill...
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