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TheSNakE · #**7721** 05-12-2011, 04:58 PM

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Thanks

I am too tired to fondle anything.

Wood Dragon · #**7722** 05-12-2011, 05:11 PM

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NO is some seriously good shit. I use it all the time. It takes away the bottom of when you go "I Can't lift another Lb." and lets you can keep going.

Plus it gives you a little extra girth on your John Thomas if you get a stiffy after you take it. Or take it when you know you're gonna get a stiffy

Plus Plus it can help reverse arterial hardening. The guy who discovered it won a Nobel for his work on it. I prefer the pills over of the powder though.

The stuff I like

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TheSNakE · #**7723** 05-12-2011, 07:56 PM

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thanks wood huh huh. The shit made me nervous as fuck and I've had the shakes all day. I couldn't concentrate in the gym either. It's only my first day though. Tomorrow I will take less and maybe skip the coffee.

#**7724** 05-12-2011, 07:58 PM

I'm too tired to be stupid.

TheSNakE · #**7725** 05-12-2011, 08:06 PM

Hey, so I get a call from one of my NYPD friends. They have an 8' python giving the ESU guys a hard time, and would I mind going and catching the snake for them? So the cops come and pick me up and drive me to Jerome Ave in the South Bronx. There's a huge crowd and a bunch of cops. Apparently the snake, a 6' Boa constrictor imperator, was wedged in underneath a car on the street. The poor snake was so tightly wedged in between the gas tank and the body that I couldn't get the sucker out. Plus I couldn't see his head and I didn't really want to get bite. The poor bastard was hissing and tightening up more and more the more I touched him. So I say to the ESU guys, too bad you do not have any Ketamine. And he was like, I do have some Ketamine! So I gave the snake a shot and in a few minutes he got loose as a noodle and I was able to thread him out. Poor thing was a mess though and needed medical attention. They brought it to the animal shelter. When I came out from under the car there was a news guy and a few dozen people all standing around. I got a big round of applause from the crowd

It was pretty funny.

#**7726** 05-12-2011, 08:10 PM

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yeah, but did you keep any K?

#**7727** 05-12-2011, 08:12 PM

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i find that hard to believe

TheSNakE · #**7728** 05-12-2011, 08:13 PM

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ha ha, I never tried it. The ESU guy was like, don't stick yourself with that. I told him, I heard Ketamine is fun, but I don't want to get date raped.

ThatHaole · #**7729** 05-12-2011, 08:24 PM

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Prude!

TheSNakE · #**7730** 05-12-2011, 08:29 PM

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I've never been called that before