I've been lazy lately but I'm going to drag myself out to buy a large bottle of liquor. Otherwise, I'll be sitting around all day/night not accomplishing anything.
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You sonofabitch! I remember that. You helped her steal my favorite shirt and my trophy. I was going to have Frosty's stepdad kick your ass but then I remembered I was in between them at the time.
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Aww Honey, that split personality thing is acting up on you again. Sorry, Dissociative identity disorder (DID). Tell your doc, he will probably change your meds.
And as I remember it, you kept yelling at Frosty's stepdad, "Why won't you cum!" over and over. We just laughed.
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I must have been messed up that night. Probably the vicks vapeorub and the Boone's Farm having a toxic reaction.
I just remember trying and trying and still
Remember how you told me it was the first time the force ever let you down. I told you it happened to all the Jedis now and then. Then something something nun and a goat and my peg leg went missing.
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That was yours?? Well that explains why the cats went nuts from the smell of it. I just went ahead and made it into a scratching post. Sorry. I guess I owe you a replacement.
The nun? I buried her in the garden. Best radishes ever this year! The goat I gave to a Palestinian. She looked so sad when he led her away. Breakups are hard.
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