The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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Ten years ago my wife (then fiance's) ex boyfriend dug out some checks he had stolen from her when they were together a year before and started writing checks on her accounts she had closed a year before. Ran up tens of thousands of dollars before he finally got busted. I then spent thousands more plus hundreds of hours cleaning up the huge fucking mess that this blistered cockhole left, doing affidavits of forgery, police reports, countless letters to creditors and credit reporting agencies, before we finally got it all cleaned up. I thought. One of the bad debts, from 2001, was apparently sold to a debt scavenger, and he is now calling trying to collect. This, I think, is the fourth time this debt has been sold and the fourth time I will have to spend hours, dollars and emotional energy cleaning this up. Fortunately, the statute of limitations on debt collection is 6 years and so he legally cannot collect, but he can still file suit, we'll have to defend it, write a motion to dismiss, etc.
SUMMARY:
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
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