04-24-2011, 09:37 PM
This morning, I made a lovely turd with my a-hole. No, really.
04-24-2011, 09:45 PM
Consume me.
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Someone was nice enough to buy me a bottle. That's pretty cool but don't tell me how I could have 3 of these for the price of what I LIKE!
: because this is the opposite.
But thanks, mom!
It's tequila and champagne. pretty cool cocktail.
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04-24-2011, 09:48 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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That's funny. She was thanking me earlier!
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04-24-2011, 10:08 PM
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Was she glad you weren't a dick about overcooking her steak?
04-24-2011, 10:11 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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She wanted her fucking coffee with the donuts......
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04-24-2011, 10:23 PM
I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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Tired and showered. Having Easter outside in a wind storm=not so fun. Having a easter egg/confetti/water war outside in a wind storm=hilarious.
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04-25-2011, 10:44 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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My easter was completely uneventful except for watching the drunk italians who got drunk on wine in baby blue polo shirts on my stoop. They kept claiming they were waiting for the easter bunny but I never saw any bunny.
04-25-2011, 10:52 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Got some nifty TShirts from ThinkGeek for Easter, and some Sta-Puft Marshmallows finally!
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Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
04-25-2011, 05:20 PM
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: The biggest ricer ever cut me off so badly and foolishly today!!
I'm trying to unwind with a beer and funny shit on the internet but it's not working.
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What do the shirts say?
04-25-2011, 06:27 PM
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this shouldn't be removed. no nudity. let's see
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