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#7041
08-18-2008, 11:27 AM
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Pendragon *slaps you all with a trout*
How is that for old skool?  |
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#7042
08-18-2008, 12:22 PM
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WTF?!?!.....everyone go to sleep or what?
oh, I bet your all fapping to the granny porn I just posted....
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#7043
08-18-2008, 12:24 PM
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i shoudnt be awake
this post after shasta was such a coincidence |
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#7044
08-18-2008, 12:27 PM
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the boss came into my office and said "we'll need to sit down and talk later"
fuck. |
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#7046
08-18-2008, 12:28 PM
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Code:
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#7047
08-18-2008, 12:30 PM
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or fired. In that case shit on his desk.
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#7048
08-18-2008, 12:36 PM
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#7049
08-18-2008, 12:37 PM
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Code:
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. He gets the coffee in the morning He buys lunch…..everyday He knows the most about the functioning of the website, the servers and the business software. After him, I know the most. Which now means I know the most out of everyone here. Which means every problem with any of the above will now be directed toward me. With no one to run the warehouse, the boss will NEVER take a vacation. So possibly I will be taking on more duties and get a raise! But the warehouse manager is also the son of the owner/boss. He gets pissed and leaves once a month. But this time his Daddio came into the office and told the accountant to remove him from payroll and insurance so we'll see how long it lasts... Code:
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#7050
08-18-2008, 12:44 PM
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random useless junk
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years of age or older The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum The king of hearts is the only king with no mustache A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning Josh Harmony, 180 nosegrind The plastic on the end of shoelaces are called aglets Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined Marilyn Monroe had six toes All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public Walt Disney was afraid of mice Pearls melt in vinegar Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married The three most valuable brand names on Earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases Turtles can breathe through their butts
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