01-04-2009, 10:17 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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i'm going to take the compliment, and back at you!
but i think i'm gonna hold off on asking her how ok that would be. i don't wanna die, and as bad as i make her sound, she's the best. we just tease each other
01-04-2009, 10:23 AM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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how else do you expect me to meet chicks?
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I'm left handed.
01-04-2009, 11:54 AM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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that part i fancy!
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and u use what hand to masturbate?
01-04-2009, 12:08 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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can i use yours?
01-04-2009, 12:20 PM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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ok...you get the index/thumb rub and i'm punching u in the balls too!
01-04-2009, 02:18 PM
Overreact much? Jeez, you meet the dude at a bar, give him your number, and wonder why he's not Mr. Right. Dude's just trying to get laid. Why is this a surprise? I don't think his text was derogatory, just playful. Get over yourself. This kinda shit is what's so maddening about dating. Chicks get to play dumb when they want to. Grow up and take some responsibility.
And a smiley, so I don't sound like an asshole.
01-04-2009, 02:39 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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Ha ha! All about the smiley
And I totally agree with you!
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01-04-2009, 02:48 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Nothing is sexier than a woman willing to punch my junk.
01-04-2009, 04:12 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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i do believe Randal is falling in love.
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01-04-2009, 04:13 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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send me a pic without the fly and i promise not to buy you dinner.
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