fact: I printed out Charlie Manuel's picture and facialed it after the game last night.
from all outward appearances - he comes across as a complete and bumbling dolt....but that crazy old fucker made some key moves and pushed the right buttons. Utley's 2 out walk in the 9th was when my precum started oozing out.
fact: I also hate Yorvit Torrealba. Just saying Yorvit makes my cock break out in hives.
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so....besides Bleach and I.....any other fans left standing? I can't remember any LA homers on here. I'm biased - but I think the match-ups are pretty interesting again this year.
I'm also irrationally excited - particularly because my amish ass is going on a long weekend in a condo in maryland that has a flatscreen HDTV (I'm used to espn gamecast + AM radio) so my naive senses are going to be overloaded.
Bleach - if it ends up phils/yanks....dare we make an e-bet? Loser has to facial a picture of the opposing team's closer* and post it on DSF.
*changed from shortstop - I didn't want you thinking I'm gay for Jeter....but I would enjoy you having to get it up for Rollins.
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Reason: edit: i just realized i made two successive facial/baseball posts. im sorry, im just excited.
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let me get this straight - after the Yankees beat the phils(or dodgers whatev) in the world series, as my winning gift, you think I am going to want to see a picture of the greatest closer of all time with your man mayonnaise splooshed all over it? And this is what the WINNER receives? we need to rethink this big time but i'm up for a bet of some kind
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lol - yeah, well....let's chalk it up to pre-series jitters? we can revise the bet....but deep down, I must confess - I would take pleasure in YOU having the jerk-off to Brad Lidge - after the phils win in 7 and the mo-man gives up the walkoff, WS winning HR to Shane Victorino. No homo.
back to baseball though - 11 runs? I almost hate when they pound a team like that because the dodgers will bounce back with a vengeance....on the other hand - I liked watching the steady dodgers bullpen get tagged and their confidence shaken. Cliff Lee is a fucking godsend though....no walks again?!?! that's insanity.
dodgers are fucked if it goes to 7 - billingsley might have be their starter?
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fucking insanity...I'm savoring every goddamn moment too because I'm sure a decade or two of misery is right around the corner again.
I can't even fathom pulling a 99mph fastball into the perfect spot in that situation...seriously, and for chubby Ruiz to score from there?
I just hope Hamels fucking pulls himself together and rises to the occasion. Where is Katelynn in all this?
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8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."