04-07-2011, 09:59 PM
I may not be attractive but... oh nevermind.
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so my son says "hey mom look what i found on the playground today"
(4th grader), he pulls out an 8 inch hunk of snake skin. so i'm in trouble for several reason, my wife hates snakes and i knew he had the snake skin and didn't tell him not to show his mother. and cause i laughed so hard i fell off the couch. major fucking freak out wish i had videoed that. i'm probably sleeping on the couch tonight.
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04-07-2011, 10:05 PM
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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04-07-2011, 10:16 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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04-07-2011, 10:21 PM
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the hair and the eyes mostly.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
04-07-2011, 10:57 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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a guy that works for the same company as i do remixed the duck sauce song barbara streisand into a song called justin beiber, theres a racist part
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04-07-2011, 11:16 PM
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do you like him? If not, complain to the boss he is a racist and he'll get canned.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
04-08-2011, 12:03 AM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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04-08-2011, 06:21 AM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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ive met him once i knew of him and he knew of me, he didnt make the video our music guy did. they would never fie him last year the ceo gave him a personal check for 5000 for being the highest seller in the company 2 years in a row
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04-08-2011, 05:39 PM
Hello. Nice to see phuckery alive and well at the DSF.
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Steve Buscemi + Justin Bieber
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