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BlackCrypt · #**6241** 08-11-2008, 07:40 PM

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Hmmmm, imagine that!

Candi Apples · #**6242** 08-11-2008, 07:40 PM

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Sounds good to me! Too bad that work gets in the way of all
that good fun.lol

n2tattoos.lol · #**6243** 08-11-2008, 07:42 PM

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i call bullshit!!! you're on the dsf everyday...a day on the dsf is a mighty fucking great day!!!

#**6244** 08-11-2008, 07:46 PM

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SECONDING THAT!!!

scampr · #**6245** 08-11-2008, 07:46 PM

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said the man still begging for a girlfriend on the interwebs.lol

a great day should be something worth posting pics of on DSF at a much later date after you've recovered.lol

right?.lol

guy_guy · #**6246** 08-11-2008, 07:53 PM

"Fuck Me Pumps"

When you walk in the bar,
And you dressed like a star,
Rockin' your F me pumps.

And the men notice you,
With your Gucci bag crew,
Can't tell who he's lookin' to.

Cuz you all look the same,
Everyone knows your name,
And that's you whole claim to fame.

Never miss a night,
Cuz your dream in life,
Is to be a footballers wife.
You don't like players,
That's what you say-a,
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire.

You don't like ballers,
They don't do nothing for ya,
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller.

You're more than a fan,
Lookin' for a man,
But you end up with one-nights-stands.

He could be your whole life,
If you got past one night,
But that part never goes right.

In the morning you're vexed,
He's onto the next,
And you didn't even get no taste.

Don't be too upset,
If they call you a skank,
Cuz like the news everyday you get pressed.

You don't like players,
That's what you say-a,
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire.

Or them big ballers,
Don't do nothing for ya.
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller,

You can't sit down right,
Cuz you jeans are too tight,
And your lucky its ladies night.

With your big empty purse,
Every week it gets worse,
At least your breasts cost more than hers.

So you did Miami,
Cuz you got there for free,
But somehow you missed the plane.

You did too much E,
Met somebody,
And spent the night getting caned.

Without girls like you,
There'd be no fun,
We'd go to the club and not see anyone.

Without girls like you,
There's no nightlife,
All those men just go home to their wives.

Don't be mad at me,
Cuz you're pushing forty,
And your old tricks no longer work.

You should have known from the job,
That you always get dumped,
So dust off your fuck me pumps

n2tattoos.lol · #**6247** 08-11-2008, 07:55 PM

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why you always gotta throw a turd in the works, scamp? let me live the fantasy.lol

someday, a woman will come along who feels my desperation is a beautiful scent.lol who cannot live without my biting sarcasm and bitterness.lol who finds my dislike of people in general logical.lol and who will rock my world with crazy, spiteful, painful sex.lol but until that day, scamp, you will continue to demean, humiliate, and ignore me...but you will let me have my fantasies!!!

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n2tattoos.lol · #**6248** 08-11-2008, 07:56 PM

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love the crackie from camden.

scampr · #**6249** 08-11-2008, 07:58 PM

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oh my lord, i must have the wrong N2. I thought N2 was that guy who gave everyone else shit? My bad.

**~~DSF Guest 6~~** · #**6250** 08-11-2008, 08:01 PM

so you're telling me....after not having internet at home for the last month....my neighbors wireless is suddenly unprotected and I can use it at the lightning fast 5.5 mbps? Sweet.

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