Millions For Reals

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SyFy canceled Stargate Universe, and I went bloody numb, then I stopped watching TV for months and months, but then I got bored doing that, and just stayed with my second favorite; News programs.

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Some one told me that Hayzeus makes a ton of cash. Fuck he has to because this dude has more advertisers than anyone any where, and it's fucking inspiring. Hayzeus has this site, but all I have is this black, fat fucking ugly ass body with a five inch dick, and I'd allow myself to be the means of your advertisement, but you'll have to make an offer. And no, I don't do Gay, and floppers, though okay'ish, is still Gayish, so no.

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Maybe I should find myself a hobby, which for me probably means, I need to find a way to get money out of your wallets and into my savings account, and no, I don't need anymore than a million dollars to live like a Proper Uncle Tom, so PM me.

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All these dames on this site and their pictures are so awesome, but porn is dull, maybe if I wrote the porn it would be fun, but porn as is is so boring.

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I tried to play the games on my PS3 and I got bored, and the only thing that seemed to interest me, is the chance of doing something bold and daring, like licking Sasha Grey's asshole to see if I get cooties, now that shit would be FUCKING AWESOME!

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Life is in short supply these days, and were it up to me, and give the lot of you a hundred more years of guaranteed existence, but it's not up to me, so we're all fucked.

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What am I doing now? Fighting myself to post another fifty post. I'm failing though, because I'm so fucking bored, and would much prefer to do something else. But there's nothing else, and I don't feel like watching porn or masturbating, besides, were i married, I wouldn't want to be masturbating with a proper cunny next to me.

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Come tomorrow, I'll have to call about hoping to capture a job, even though the Bahamas has gone to shit. But, at least, Brent Symonette is richer. But truthfully, I only hate Brent, because I'm poor, were I him, I'd be doing the same shit he's doing now, because finding a gullible fucking public, and tens of millions of dollars from a country's treasury is too much of a temptation; FUCK, I'd be building roads up their ass for extra pennies.

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The gay kid who got caught by his college mates, and exposed online killed himself. And they're talking about doing shit in his memory. Sad part about it is the kid probably wasn't even The Gay, maybe he was just gayish, but couldn't live down the shame of being exposed with a dick in his mouth and ass. Poor kid, maybe if no one knew, he'd have simply wrote the shit off as a failed experiment. We'll never know will we. It's like that chick from Australia who posted pictures online of her fingering her sister, which was placed on her facebook, then she shot her face off with a shot gun, True Story, and just as sad; it's always sad when good cunny goes to waste. As for the dude, even if he was to be a The Gay, it's sad that he offed himself. Moral of the story; make sure there are no cameras in your loft before you experiment with your shit.

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Can some one post a million fucking words, and what should those words say.