as a reformed doormat who finally found a wife to be a permanent doormat to, i find it offensive how we have been used just to buy dinner. so one doormat finally speaks up and tries for some sexy time, and he's "ewww creepy".
you need to see that in every doormat, there is a "ewww creepy" and you probably deserve to meet that side face to face, to remind you that even doormats are human. there should be a rule that when you let a doormat buy you dinner, he gets to stare at your tits and rub himself under the table all night.
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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as much as i dislike the term doormat and the persons whipping their feet, that was awesome
just because a guy/girl isn't right for u, it doesn't mean they are wrong for everyone else.
without stepping on ur wife's territory lemme say i'd let u stare at my tits and rub urself under the table without the promise of a dinner