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Oh, my mistake, I now read "I'm a fucking loser who was forced to fuck a girl, because I generally piss myself around women. But she had sex with me, and that makes her a dirty, dirty girl. So I plan to kidnap, dismember, and bathe her body parts, so that she'll be pristine again. My mommy will be so proud of me."
P.S. You have serious issues.
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Don't invite me to your house. Cause I'll fuck your mom.
I've always wanted to dress up like a cat toy (scratching post) and have madammeow claw at my cock - all while rocker182 had to watch in the corner, sitting in a litterbox - listening to shitty cover bands playing blink182 songs on his ipod.
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Originally Posted by Trips
8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
I have always wanted to have sex with a tranny. A really gorgeous tranny with big tits and an even bigger dick. I love the female body but if she also has a great dick then it's a win. OMG I am a weirdo. Also, I want to go to a huge swingers' party with my husband. I want us to find the hottest people we can find and go at it with them far enough so that my husband can't touch me but loud enough so he can hear this dude make me scream. But alas my husband thinks that's disgusting so... no swinging or tranny sex for me. I'll always have my porn
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